Nothing pains me more than being a buzzkill. But seriously, check out National Geographic some time. It’s amazing what their photographers manage to capture on film. In point of fact, considering how many photographers Nat Geo has had ’embedded’ in the wilderness over the years, you would think that the law of averages would have produced at least one decent photograph of Bigfoot. It’s as if anyone who ever gets close to the giant has to improvise Macgyver-style and fashion a camera from their juice box and sunglasses.